ADULT SMS

2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
Na my wife is better.
2nd went in and came out n said
U R right ur wife is much better

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Kuch Log Thodi Der Karte Hain!!!!
Aur Kuch Log Puri Raat Karte Hai Tab Jake Unka Hota Hai
Mobile Charge

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Raat ke 2 baje ek admi bahu ke kamre
se nikla aur chala gaya.
Saas ne dekha lekin kuch na boli
Kyu…
Kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!

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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai!
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Child: Mom ye Pregnant kia hota hi,
Mom: Why.
Child: Nothing
Mom: Pregnant ka matlab hai Gussa hona.
Agley roz child beech rastey mein larki se takra gya. uske sath uski mom thi wo boli stupid Sharam nahi ati.
Child: Gira mein iss per hoo aur Peregnant tum ho rahi ho.

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Ramlal:Thakur sahab. Gabbar ne bahu ki ijjat loot li hai.
Thakur: To main kya karun?
Ramlal:bahurani poochh rahi hai Gabbar se badla lena hai ya payment?